“The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.”

- Groucho Marx

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waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper

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vogue-pussssy:

http://vogue-pussssy.tumblr.com

I express my feelings through other peoples text posts

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jimgaffigan:

Yes this is my almost two-year-old with his head suck in a potty chair.

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drarna:

RULE OF TUMBLR: WHENEVER YOU SEE THE OWNER OF TUMBLR ON UR DASH YOU MUST REBLOG HER

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WE LUV U STEPMOMMY

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